January 2012
Pardon me i must say, I'm kinda like a big deal.
I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some...
Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don't belong making fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you?
Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I'm gonna use it.
Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege.
Girl: -Speechless-
Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin.
Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-
Me: No, your other chin.
Watchi so want to go on this :’) without the impending death at the end of course
Anonymous asked: but she has.
fanny-slap asked: i love you, so much <3
Anonymous asked: since amie wont reply you can tell her it doesn't matter if she's been ill or not, with the bruises on *some ones* body the other week , its obvious she's cheated.
Flatmate just knocked on my door and give me a...
AWWWWW YEAAAAAAAA
Knowing that i cant change a thing, i feel like...
i only ever wanted to be a better person
